Jazz84's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Console allstars ep1 (KF)]

What?

Dude, you seriously need to learn how to spell before you even think about making cartoons.

[Elite Sniper - Part 1]

Um...

Holy shit! The Iraqis have laser cannons now?! WHATEVER WILL WE DO?!

[Anarchy Redux v1.1]

This is not anarchy.

I find that a lot of people are confused between "anarchy" and "rebellion." Anarchy is a lack of government, and we currently live in a world of excess government. These pictures (and the accompanying song) signify rebellion; the general spirit of this particular rebellion is to be the means to an end. Hopefully, that end is Anarchy. Unfortunately, people have been rising up against governing bodies for ages now. In every one of these instances, the rebellion has resulted not in the destruction of power, but in a shift of power. The weak become the strong and vice versa; it is a basic cycle. Will the cycle continue with our current rebellion? Perhaps. Then again, maybe we will finally achieve anarchy and mankind will learn to live harmoniously. A picture of true anarchy would be an image of people living their lives as they see fit, pursuing their own personal endeavours and not those of a ruling class. THAT, my friends, is Anarchy.

[night quest.]

Not bad...

Well, aside from the obvious Matrix overtones here, I have to give you credit for some decent animation. You've got some good potential there; keep putting stuff out. I'd like to see how your work imporves over time.

[Jhonen vasquez]

YES!

Vasquez is a genius, plain and simple. It's damn good to see a fellow fan. Keep up the good work, dude.

dimsum001 responds:

ya he is. Thankx

[Squall]

Incredible, if not sobering...

First of all, that was an excellent job. You really captured the horror of that fateful massacre. Second of all, raxar, what you have to understand is that China isn't a true communist country. If anything, they are a militarily-dominated totalitarian government. True communism is better exemplified by the peaceful Kibbutzim of Israel, which are small settlements in which everything is shared, be it work, televisions, etc. Communism CANNOT work as a form of national government, as it is so easily corruptible. What I'm trying to say is don't judge an entire society based on the fucked up beliefs of their insane leaders.

[Headache]

EXCELLENT job!

First of all, that was a GREAT job, especially for a first try. Newgrounds needs more submissions of that calliber. Second, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP, MegaGuy. What's this shit about "considering that it's his first movie?" Does that mean it should automatically get low ratings? Save review space for praise and constructive criticism. The way I see it, the only time you should really blow up on an author is when they make something that's TOTALLY lacking in effort and originality (ie. plagiarism) or if it's just plain offensive. Peace out.

[Hostage Situation 2]

HOLY HELL!!

I am awestruck. That's all I can say.

[R.A.D.]

Dude... not cool.

Great. Here we have another prick trying to unload his ideals on other people. So you're sXe. Good for you. I'm sure your mommy is proud. But seriously, think about it. Do you think that some little cartoon is going to give people some profound realization that what they are doing is wrong? We're bombarded by shit like this every day. Personally, if I were to quit smokin' up, I'd do it when I decided to... not when a bunch of uptight little sXe bitches want me to.

P.S. Don't get me wrong, a lot of my friends are sXe. I just hate people who try and impose their ideals on others.

[Truth]

I hear ya, man....

It's a crying shame that jocks and other popular kids who will never contribute anything worthwile to society are treated like gods. I am reminded of the case of Brian Deneke... rest in peace, Brian, and may your killer burn in hell.

Jay

Just so you know, Brian was a "punk" who got into a fight with a jock. Another jock decided to run him over with his car. Brian's killer, though the crime was first degree murder, merely got probation. Brian died in his brother's arms.