Jazz84's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eddie]

NICE

Hey, Will. Great to have ya back! A very nice job; it oughtta keep us all shut up until the new site is up. I look forward to your new work.

Jay

[Skate To Snow 1]

YES!!

This was GREAT! Holy crap! For ONCE, somebody submitted a kick-ass boarding movie. Keep up the great work, man!

[Another HighSchool Memory]

I feel the hurt, man....

Yeah, I got me some memories like that, too (and I'm not afraid to admit it). Damn, life sucks. Any thoughts, anyone?

Jay

[Dale Earnhardt SUCKS]

Finally... someone with a friggin' spine!

Chris, I LOVE this movie. All you hicks out there can blow it out yer asses for all I care. Earnhardt knew the risks but decided to enter the profession anyway, and paid for it. And another thing... I'm sick and tired of seeing all these rednecks on the news who never even knew the guy going, "*sob* He *sob* was such a *sniff* hero! I can't *sob* believe he's gone!" Give me a friggin' break, please! Millions of "average" people die every day, and most of them actually did something important with their lives, and you don't see millions of people mourning them, do you? Now some dumb piece of trailer park trash slams a car into a wall and he's got what seems to be the majority of a WHOLE COUNTRY bawling over him. The guy made a choice and it ended up killing him. Live with it.

[Anti-violence]

Wow

That was powerful, nothing less. I totally agree with the message. This is gettin' a 5 every day from me. All you trigger-happy NRA punks can kiss my ass. Any person who thinks that guns solve ANYTHING is a fool. Wouldn't it be great if nobody ever felt the urge to take another life?

[roko's skate session]

Not bad.

This was quite decent, though I had to dock some style points because, quite frankly, this type of movie's been done before, ad nauseum. However, the effort is there, and you did a great job. Keep up the good work, but make some "new" stuff.

[Stick Slayer: Episode One]

YES! ROCK ON!!!

An all-out stick slaying of epic proportions! What could be better? Whatever VOMIT2000 has to offer next, that's what! IN-FUCKING-SANE!

[häppý~lánD III]

That was cute!

I liked that! It was kinda trippy, and the art was great! Nice work!

[Pilot Crash]

Good first try...

For a first try, I think it had a somewhat decent outcome. However, I'm kinda getting sick of people saying, "Please vote high, it's my first movie!" The way I see it, when I release my first flash piece, I'm going to want people to be honest when they vote for it... but that's another subject. Anywho, this was okay, and the effort was there. I'd work on sound and originality, though. The Portal's gettin' kinda flooded with little movies of guys getting bludgeoned and stuff...

[Addiction 2 ((works))]

Powerful stuff...

Holy crap... That was BY FAR the most powerful and moving piece of Flash animation I have ever seen ANYWHERE. Sure the ggraphics weren't that great, but the MESSAGE was there, and when it comes to subjects like this, that's all that counts. Also, if that was true about your dad, you have all my sympathy, dude. I'm votin' 5 on this one every day.